A thief who stole a Sarasota woman’s campaign yard signs writes her a postcard explaining why she did it. On two occasions, the Barack Obama and Keith Fitzgerald signs were taken from the yard of Jill Green. She then received a postcard in her mailbox. On the front of the card, there is a picture of Obama and Ronald Reagan. Under the picture of Reagan, the word, “Hero.” Under Obama, the word, “Zero.” On the back of the card, the person wrote My apologies for your Democrat yard signs, but I can explain. I live around the corner from you and when I see signs that support Democrats I fear for the safety of our neighborhood. When thieves drive through Sapphire Shores scoping out possible targets and see pro-Democrat yard signs they automatically assume that the subdivision is filled with retards and half-wits. The gangsters think it’s easy pickings.